Shit this fucker itches like mad. Liquor not getting me buzzed - I'm guessing that I'm in the midst of the change. Nothing seems out of the ordinary besides the inability to get drunk. I mean I have a craving for sliders not human flesh. Okay maybe the booze is working on some level but I'm still sober.
The bandage is soaked in black ichor. Still not a zombie I can still use words like ichor.
I haven't itched this bad since the chickenpox at six years old.
Why don't any of the other zombies have black ichor leaking from their original wound?
Okay maybe I'm a little buzzed, I'm actually having wound envy of other zombies. I feel like I'm gonna end up the zombie poser. Hey look at Zombie Rich he's totally leaking black ichor let's be mean to him and not allow him to eat the popular kids.
Yeah High School left me emotionally scarred piss off.
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